Kid doctor visits: the real circus

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve walked into an exam room to find a child pretending to be a superhero while dodging my stethoscope. It’s like a circus act — one minute they’re doing flips off the table and the next, they’re giving me the most serious face when I ask about their last meal. Anyone else have hilarious moments from their time in clinics with kids — let’s share the laughs.

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I swear, one kid brought a stuffed toy for a ‘check-up’ too! :joy: It’s like they really think they’re the doctor.

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Oh man, I can totally relate! I once had a kid who decided the exam table was a trampoline – talk about a wild ride! It’s always those serious faces they put on right after they’ve been bouncing around that get me.

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